I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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