So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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