you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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