We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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