You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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