u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
