walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
