It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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