bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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