i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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