You're so nebulous sometimes
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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