shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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