Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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