oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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