He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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