We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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