i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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