My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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