There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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