It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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