I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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