okay pat passed out under dana's car
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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