Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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