You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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