So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He has the fingertips of a God
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