I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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