Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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