it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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