No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
birth control should be required to get into college
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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