I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Alive.
So much puke
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
