yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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