How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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