I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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