Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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