out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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