I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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