We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
they need to just BURY HIM!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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