Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it glows. i had to have it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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