you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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