NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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