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(804): View more from Virginia

the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight

(1-804): View more from Virginia

i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed

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(917): View more from New York City

someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.

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(240): View more from Maryland

boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm off the liquor

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You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.

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