What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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