I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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