And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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