His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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