Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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