this beer tastes like vomit already
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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