Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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