one two three fourrrrnication!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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