We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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