On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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