idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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