you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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